FIVE $crewball $creenplays to $tardom

Any one of the comedies below has LAFFS (Long, Absorbing, Fantastically Foolish Snickers) written all over of it. Loglines, synopses and the first 10 pages of each script are available here.

Call me at (613) 835-3739 or email me with your submission guidelines to receive an electronic or hard copy of the complete script.


SCREWBALL -- An Iowa student psychiatrist battles with a string of bizarre mental disorders in his surprising ascent to the major leagues ... as a screwball pitcher.
   
   
     SCREWBALL
NEWFIE, COME HOME! -- Newfoundlander Gord McDougall is going to be a somebody. By killing himself.
   
   
     NEWFIE, COME HOME!
GIFT BOMB -- A terrorist cell "regifts" an obsessive compulsive giver's repeated attempts to make good on bad gifts to his wife.
   
   
     GIFT BOMB
PHAT -- A mountain of a Mississippi man fights back for the gravity-challenged in a new America where obesity is outlawed.
   
   
     PHAT
RUBE -- The life and times of loony lefthander, Hall of Famer Rube Waddell. The Quintessential Non-Fiction Screwball Epic.
   
   
     RUBE